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(no subject) [Jun. 4th, 2005|10:30 pm]
Maito Gai
Yosh! It has been stuck in a horrendous dilemma, one that I spent long tedious hours of the night agonizing over. Should I wear a brilliantly green and slightly frilly tux or my normal jumpsuit> It seems such a shame to choose between the two. ;_____________;. Perhaps I could wear both and just change in the middle. Hmmm.


I choose to save my most exciting news for last. I was going about doing my normal extraneous and backbreaking exercises to start of the glorious morning day when... HARK! What do I see? But a poor stray and strangely devilishly handsome turtle, struggling to wade in the pond.

Poor defenseless turtle, suffering alone in this harsh and cruel world. I decided to adopt this turtle! I WILL PROVIDE HIM LOVE, CARE, AND THE NOURISHMENT HE NEEDS TO STAY YOUTHFUL IN HIS PARADE THROUGH LIFE! I am so lonely without my students, they are all training with other teachers and the other is MIA. Nobody loves me ;__; <3<3<3

*nice guy pose*

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I'm thinking of naming him Herbert

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Oh, and Kakashi-san, wait until you see my SPECTACULAR and AWE-INSPIRING moves on the dance floor. Me > You. If I don't win a dance off against you, I will run backwards a hundred laps around Konoha. YOU CAN COUNT ON THAT!

*nice guy pose*
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(no subject) [May. 27th, 2005|09:45 am]
Maito Gai
QUICKLY, NEJI! TENTEN! WHAT ARE YOUR MEASUREMENTS~~!?!


Oh, and Kurenai-san, I HAVE FINISHED YOUR DRINKS! <3<3<3 I WORKED WITH ALL THE AMAZING SPEED I POSSESSED! I PRAY THAT YOUR HEALTH AND POWER INCREASES DOUBLEFOLD! YOSH! *nice guy pose*

I cannot hide my excitement for the jounin party! My enthusiasm is creating in me, a feeling of great anticipation, brimming to the tip of my heart! Yosh! I hope to impress everyone with my spectacular dance moves! Even the hip Kakashi will be impressed beyond belief! YOSH!

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(no subject) [May. 23rd, 2005|10:25 am]
Maito Gai
WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY INDEED!

Perfect weather to train and do other generally manly things. <3<3<3

First and foremost, I would like to congratulate my wonderful and youthful weapon's master, Tenten, on her speedy trip back to health! YOSH! Though, I wonder if she still is a bit under the weather, she kept staring at her flowers like she was lost in thought. I am sorry I could not be by your side your every moment but I was kicked out from making too much noise but I thought I would go and make more energy drinks for my most wonderful and talented fellow jounin teacher, Kurenai-san.

Then I noticed... an ingredient missing and I...

Speaking of energy drinks...

For Tenten's sharp eyes only, AND CERTAINLY NOT ANY OF THE ANGRY MEDICAL NINS THAT I HAD SNEAK AROUND TO MY TRIPS TO THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE I WAS BRINGING FOREIGN EDIBLE SUBSTANCESCollapse )

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WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE!


So, in my course of running a thousand laps around Konoha's most nostalgic training camp blindfolded, I seemed to have ripped my beautiful and shimmering jumpsuit. ;__________;

WHAT TRAVESTY IS THIS!?! MY IMPECCABLE SUPER DURABLE AND FASHIONABLE JUMPSUIT HAS BEEN ADULTERATED! OH FOUL TWIG THAT SPAWNED FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL, WHY MY SUIT!?!? ;_______________;

Does anyone know of a good tailor? I would fix it myself but...


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I had thought of the perfect training course during my exercise! It involves strapping heavy metal weights around ones ankles while scaling up the slippery rocks of a waterfall using only your hands! <3 My excitement burst in my heart when I began to finalize the perfect plans for my rigorous training and I thought, "Well! I must tell my students of this!"

As such, I began to fervently search for my genius pupil, Neji-kun. However, it seems that he is hard at work practicing his ninjitusu because everytime I approach him to talk to him about it, he effectively uses a Kawarimi no Jutsu (Body Switch Skill) and I find myself giving a speech talking to a log.

NEJI-KUN! Pride warms my soul when I see you training in such a marvelous way! You have perfected that technique with precision timing though I wonder why it's always when I am about to mention training.

When I try to tell Tenten of my most brilliant ideas, her eyes go large and she says she can't hear me and wobbles walks away. Could it be that your injury affects your hearing too? What kind of sickly injury have you attained *will investigate*!



I have been enthusiastically waiting for the time when Tam Gai could train together once again! Remember the perils that we endured as I marched you up mountains infested with diseased animals and the sweat and toil that was poured as I made you jog backwards through raging rivers. But it seems that my pupils have taken to other jounins. Tenten is now under the watchful eye of our most talented senbon user, Genma-san! And it seems that Neji is trying to catch the eye of the most lovely impassioned Anko-san.

Could it be that I my youth is slowly fading and no one wants to train with my anymore? ;___________;

Lee-kun! Let us train together alone then! TOGETHER WE WILL OBTAIN WONDROUS AND HERCULEAN STRENGTH!

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(no subject) [May. 18th, 2005|09:52 pm]
Maito Gai
YOSH! It is good to be back in action! Oh lovely people of Konoha, how you lift my already exuberant spirits towards the tips of the heavens! <3

I had heard that my adorable students were INJURED! WHAT FOUL CURRS COULD HAVE DONE THIS TO MY UNBELIEVABLY STRONG AND INNOCENT PUPILS! ;_____________;. I instantly visited them, but to my astonishment, they were well on their way to becoming healthy! And so soon after what those horrendous harems and pickles!!

YOU ALL MAKE ME SO PROUD! T_T<3

I could not ask for a better team! As soon as I can, I will whip up another round of my ingenious energy drinks, but right now I gave all the gallons to Tenten? though... do you think that it will be enough?


Of course, I overheard some medics talking about needing more herbs. They had said that Kakashi's team had gotten the mission!

BWHAA?!?! KAKASHI IS ON A MISSION AND I AM NOT?!?!

BLASPHEMY!

TSUNADE-SAMA! I REQUEST A MISSION RIGHT NOW, nay, THREE MISSIONS! AT THE SAME TIME! So, ok, my team is in the hospital, but under my care they will instantly get better!. WITH OUR EXUBERANT YOUTH WE CAN FINISH IT IN HALF THE TIME KAKASHI'S DOES!!!
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Many happenings (post 15) [Jan. 18th, 2005|10:08 pm]
Maito Gai
[Current Mood |excitedexcited]

I must apologize for neglecting my journal and not keeping all of you up to date with the glorious events of my life! As punishment, I will run one hundred laps around the village! ...after I finish this entry, of course. <3

I recently returned from an arduous training trip into the wilderness where I honed my already magnificent skills. Yes, I have become even more wondrous than before! Even Kakashi, my rival must acknowledge my greatness~!

But enough about myself. I returned from my journey to find the village bustling with excitement and activity. Naturally curious, I asked around and discovered that a wonderful event was about to occur; there was about to be a wedding! <3 That it was going to be Ino-chan's marriage was even better, and I settled down to wait for the ceremony to start.

I was most disappointed when Ino-chan arrived and got into an argument with her parents and future in-laws over the wedding. Why, she even said that there had been a misunderstanding and there wasn't going to be a wedding! The tragedy~ Then I was told that my beloved student, Lee-kun, had done a shameful thing; he had written a letter under someone else's name! I am crushed that a pupil of mine would even consider doing such a thing. However, it was for a noble cause: love and the springtime of his youth~! <3 As such, his punishment will be shortened- but not by too much.

Now that I am back, my team will begin training in earnest! Meet me tomorrow at the usual place and time, my wonderful and glorious students~! <3 <3 <3




(OOC: *apologizes profusely* I'm sorry, I'm such a horrible rper. I ought to be shot. =_=; Next time I lag this much in updating, someone poke me repeatedly on AIM until I update, please.)
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Dynamic Entry! (post 14) [Nov. 8th, 2004|03:09 pm]
Maito Gai
[Current Mood |busybusy]

The minute I heard that Akatsuki was after Naruto-kun, I knew what I had to do! With Kakashi in a coma, it was up to me to save the day~! *dramatic pose* <3

With that in mind, I hurried after Naruto and Jiraiya-sama. On the way, I ran into Kei-chan (sorry~~~), and she told me that they'd left through the North Gate. Arigato, Kei-chan~!

I quickly reached the resort town and went looking for them. Oddly enough, Jiraiya-sama wasn't in any of his usual haunts like the bathing areas. But I knew that I couldn't give up! Where would Jiraiya-sama go with a student?

Of course! To a hotel! I immediately set out to search all the hotels. It didn't take long to find one that was missing part of a wall...did that mean that I was too late?! I crept sneakily to the hotel and used my forehead protector as a (somewhat blurry) mirror to see who was around the corner.

Hm, short figure, jumping up and down...definitely Naruto-kun. But standing next to him, a tall, threatening figure, was the taller person reaching out for Naruto-kun? Fear not, the beautiful green beast of Konoha to the rescue!

...of course, I only found out it was Jiraiya-sama AFTER I kicked him in the face...

Gomen nasai, Jiraiya-sama~!

After I explained myself to them, Naruto-kun wanted to come back to the village with me to make sure Sasuke-kun would be okay. However, once Jiraiya-sama mentioned a medical ninja and a new technique, Naruto-kun was all ready to go. Ah, the passion of youth~! <3

After I gave Naruto-kun one of my marvelous jumpsuits (<3), I took Sasuke-kun and we parted ways. I returned to Konoha quickly and delivered Sasuke-kun to the hospital. They managed to stabilize him, but they could do nothing else.

I hope they find her soon...
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Determination~! (post 13) [Oct. 21st, 2004|08:47 pm]
Maito Gai
[Current Mood |anxiousanxious]

Konoha has been utterly frantic these past few days; I must record my thoughts!

Shortly after the whole Orochimaru debacle had calmed down (the Third was a great man, and we will all miss his wisdom), who should approach me but my eternal rival, Kakashi? Alas, it wasn't for another duel because he knew that he would lose, of course, but about Neji (whom I failed in his time of need; I am such an unworthy teacher! *sob*).

Kakashi proposed that he seal Neji's curse seal before it spread too far and quite possibly killed the poor boy. Though it galled me to accept my eternal rival's help...anything for my students~! <3

The sealing was successful, of course. With such a wonderful assistant like myself, how could it not? And Kakashi is, despite his faults, a very skilled ninja. Doesn't excuse the pervertedness though.

Once Neji was recovering in the hospital, I thought things would calm down a little.

Wishful thinking, no doubt. Just yesterday, I was getting ready for some serious training when I heard the sounds of battle near the river. When I went to see what was happening, it was truly shocking to see my rival fighting none other than Uchiha Itachi! Kakashi appeared to be doing quite well until Itachi used the Mange Sharingan on him. Thankfully, I was there to save my rival from Itachi's partner. A truly magnificent entry, if I do say so myself.

The pair retreated quickly after that, undoubtedly scared by my skill. Once they left, Asuma and I took Kakashi to the hospital while Kurenai briefed some anbu on the situation. Apparently, Itachi and his organization are after Naruto - and what's inside him.

Whatever the cost, we cannot let them get their hands on the kyuubi. I swear, on my honor as a ninja, that I will prevent them from completing their evil plans~!

(OOC: I'm such a bad Gai-sensei and poster. ;_; *apologizes profusely to everyone*)
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Shocking news! (post 12) [Sep. 14th, 2004|06:47 am]
Maito Gai
[Current Mood |determineddetermined]

I have been lax in updating my journal! Many apologies to my faithful readers! Once things have calmed down, I shall make it up to you! Tenfold~!

In other news, the Sand has betrayed us, and with Orochimaru no less. How could this be? Ah, what has the world come to if we cannot even trust our allies? I do hope the Third beats Orochimaru up though...

But no matter! Konoha shall prevail~!

However, more worrying news has recently come to my attention. It seems that Neji, my dear student, has also been given one of Orochimaru's cursed seals...

NEJI! Don't give in and follow Orochimaru~! Your teammates and I are cheering you on! Resist~~~~~!
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Final Exam! (post 11) [Sep. 2nd, 2004|05:15 pm]
Maito Gai
The Third and final Exam is finally here~!

Although Neji didn't win his match, I'm still proud of him. Who knew that Naruto would become so strong? Neji, don't fret; you're still in the springtime of your youth! Ganbatte!

The Uchiha boy isn't here yet...I wonder what Kakashi's thinking, letting his pupil be so late to his match. The spectators are growing impatient for the match.

Ah, I see Tenten! I shall go discuss Neji's match with her~!

(OOC: =_=)
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Butcher Time! [Aug. 27th, 2004|10:04 pm]
Maito Gai
[Current Mood |depresseddepressed]

I have come to a conclusion...

Life sucks. People are stupid. The universe is unfair. I hate my life. No matter what I do, nothing ever goes right for me. Why? WHY? WHY?

But really, we're all pawns in the hands of the gods. (Screw you, by the way) They control our lives, make us suffer. IT'S NOT FAIR.

Then again, if our lives are dictated by destiny, nothing we do can change it. So...why bother living? It's all useless anyways.

I need a knife...

(OOC: Sorry about the lateness and the crappiness of the post...;_; School started recently and my brain has fried. Sorry~~~~~~~~!)
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