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Maito Gai

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[Oct. 2nd, 2005|07:29 am]
Maito Gai
It was something that not even I, Konoha’s number one jounin with a strong keen mind, could expect. Kurenai… and Kakashi… on a date. MY MOST TRUSTED FRIEND AND MY ETERNAL RIVAL ARE IN PASSIONATE LOVE AFFAIR!!!! AND THEY DID NOT CONFIDE IN ME?!

The betrayal plunges through my heart like a steel kunai!! And I am not upset because Kakashi managed to land a date before I could… THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!

And of the children?! What about them; what sort of example are we setting for the poor innocent youthful buds of Konoha by engaging in such scandalous behaviors in public, Kurenai-san?! I understand that this passion is deep rooted in the souls of ALL people, but as exemplary role models we must show restraint!!! Even my pure hearted Neji has been involved with the co-ed “extracurricular activities” and then there was Ino and Tenten… whatever happened to them.

I propose that it is time to rally my students to finally give them “the talk.” Perhaps… I should teach them through the medium of dance… YES! AND MUSIC! YOSH! I AM A GENIUS!!

*nice guy pose*
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[User Picture]From: _tenten
2005-10-02 11:40 pm (UTC)
*weakly* Extracurricular activities?
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[User Picture]From: gaisensei
2005-10-03 12:07 pm (UTC)
GOOD THING TEMARI DIDN’T GET PREGNANT WHILE SHE WAS ENGAGED WITH NEJI, AND DON’T GET ANY IDEAS MY WONDERFUL WEAPONS MASTER

We need to discuss this fascinating subject sometime Tenten.
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[User Picture]From: _tenten
2005-10-03 05:20 pm (UTC)
WHAT ARE YOU... I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD EVEN SUGGEST... NEJI AND TEMARI DID NOT SLEEP TOGETHER. WILL YOU PLEASE STOP SPREADING THOSE KINDS OF RUMORS?!

... do we have to?
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[User Picture]From: shiranui_genma
2005-10-02 11:57 pm (UTC)
Gai-san...don't you think you're...overreacting a bit?
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[User Picture]From: gaisensei
2005-10-03 12:08 pm (UTC)
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?! Are you not in the same position with Shizune?! WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING MY PUPIL WITH SUCH ACTIONS?!?!?!?
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[User Picture]From: shiranui_genma
2005-10-03 01:34 pm (UTC)
There's nothing wrong with dating someone. You might even try it sometime. Though I fear for whomever that may be.
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[User Picture]From: gaisensei
2005-10-03 02:20 pm (UTC)
It’s always fine until someone becomes pregnant out of marriage and then must quit her job as a shinobi and work twenty three hours in a day as a prostitute to support her five children and feed them gruel thrown in the streets because high inflation caused by an impending war has made resources scarce!

I would make a fine gentlemen suitor thank you
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[User Picture]From: medic_shizune
2005-10-03 05:20 pm (UTC)
.................................
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[User Picture]From: shiranui_genma
2005-10-03 05:44 pm (UTC)
I'll...definitely agree with that, Shizune....
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[User Picture]From: medic_shizune
2005-10-03 12:01 am (UTC)
Kurenai is certainly allowed to date whoever she wants... isn't she?
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[User Picture]From: kurenai_sensei
2005-10-03 03:42 am (UTC)
Of course I am!
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[User Picture]From: medic_shizune
2005-10-03 04:01 am (UTC)
Why didn't you tell me you were dating Kakashi?
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[User Picture]From: kurenai_sensei
2005-10-03 04:14 am (UTC)
What?! I am not dating Kakashi!
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[User Picture]From: gaisensei
2005-10-03 12:09 pm (UTC)
Exactly! It's gone far beyond that point 0_o!!
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[User Picture]From: kurenai_sensei
2005-10-03 11:08 pm (UTC)
What point?!
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[User Picture]From: gaisensei
2005-10-03 12:09 pm (UTC)
NO!
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[User Picture]From: kurenai_sensei
2005-10-03 11:08 pm (UTC)
...When did you become my mother? -_-
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[User Picture]From: kurenai_sensei
2005-10-03 03:41 am (UTC)
*just stares, trying to say something calm and rational but nothing like that is coming to mind; finally just has at it*

Gai, what are you talking about?!?! "Passionate Love Affair"?! It was just a date! Only ONE. And nothing happened! Stop announcing this all so publicly!!

*mutters darkly under her breath* "Scandelous behavior", honestly.
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[User Picture]From: gaisensei
2005-10-03 12:10 pm (UTC)
Do what I did; you should give your students "the talk" before things get TOO out of hand Kurenai!!
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[User Picture]From: kurenai_sensei
2005-10-03 11:09 pm (UTC)
Nothing is going to get out of hand, Gai!
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[User Picture]From: rock_lee
2005-10-03 04:02 am (UTC)
GAI-SENSEI! I eagerly look forward to any extra activities and lessons you may schedule for us! *SALUTE!* ^__^
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[User Picture]From: gaisensei
2005-10-03 12:12 pm (UTC)
Yes... lessons. YOSH~! Lee-kun, your enthusiasm is heartwarming~!!
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[User Picture]From: inuzuka_red
2005-10-03 04:08 am (UTC)
What's this about extra curricular activities? I want in on this... >>
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[User Picture]From: gaisensei
2005-10-03 12:13 pm (UTC)
NO YOUTHFUL BUD OF KONOHA~! YOU ARE STILL TOO YOUNG FOR THESE THINGS ask Kurenai-san about the "birds" and the "bees"
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From: yamanaka_ino
2005-10-03 02:05 pm (UTC)
Can you please not give Kiba any ideas? I'll be the one who suffers. -_-
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[User Picture]From: gaisensei
2005-10-03 02:22 pm (UTC)
Alas, it is a dirty job but we must educate you children somehow THROUGH SONG AND DANCE! YOSH!.
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