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Maito Gai

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[Aug. 11th, 2005|11:58 am]
Maito Gai
I had been sadly slacking on my exuberant training I was staying up all night pacing in my room waiting for my precious Lee-kun to return so I had thought, "YOSH! Wouldn't it be great if I chopped down some trees with a simple kunai with one arm tied behind my back!" and proceeded to go to the training grounds to do so.

On my way there, I saw one of my brilliantly talented students, Neji-kun, back from his strange and full of ambiguous situations glorious mission. "NEJI-KUN!!!" I said with a proud booming, and all around manly, voice, "HELLO!" However, he seemed distant. He didn't acknowledge my resonating presence nor greeted me in return, he didn't even blanche as usual.

So, I notice, then Tenten wandering around. "HELLO TENTEN! HOW ARE YOU?!"

She, unlike Neji returned my enthusiastic greeting with her own, "HELLO GAI-SENSEI! I'M HAPPY! VERY HAPPY! FUN AND HAPPY!"

"YOSH! THAT IS FANTASTIC NEWS! WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHOP DOWN TREES WITH A SINGLE KUNAI AND ONE ARM TIED BEHIND YOUR BACK!!"

Her enthusiasm seemed to dissipate as she mumbled something about preparations for the festival OH THAT'S RIGHT! I MUST START PRACTICING MY VOCAL CORDS!!!

However, as I began to leave Tenten said that she might want to train.

And I tripped and landed strait on my face and stayed there in silence for many long minutes. "RE-REALLY TENTEN?!?!!?!?!"

"Might"

"... You did not perhaps ingest anything that I had made any time soon, have you?"

"No."

"YOSH! GLAD TO HEAR not like that it's a BAD thing or anything! OH! Do you want a training suit like mine! I conveniently have one in your size hanging in the closet with one in Neji-s size!

"No."

"But~"

"No."

Then Neji's name came into passing, and I learned, that in fact Neji is engaged to that vile girl who had hurt my precious Tenten before. BWHAA?!?! HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED, AND I RECEIVED NO INVITATION TO THE ENGAGEMENT PARTY!! I asked Tenten if she knew he [my spirited pupil, Neji] loved her [the slightly bitter sand girl, Temari], and Tenten seemed rather tired when she answered that they had kissed. KISSED!

I wonder if anyone has ever given him the talk. I think perhaps, as his responsible teacher, I shall.

It's as if, when my precious student Lee left, everything in Konoha no longer makes sense. RETURN SOON I'm so confused!!!!
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[User Picture]From: iruka_umino
2005-08-12 02:47 am (UTC)
Err... Gai-san? They already got the talk at the Academy. *blushes* Actually, I think they did. I was...sick... that day.

And from the sound of things, you might want to give TenTen a little space unless the pincushion look goes with the jumpsuit...
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[User Picture]From: _tenten
2005-08-12 03:47 am (UTC)
Iruka-sensei, I don't need any space. I need training~! Gai-sensei is perfect in that respect.
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