||[Jul. 1st, 2005|08:58 pm]
Today, had gone though its usual SPECTACULAR GREAT MORNING full of the wondrous adventures of life. As I was |grocery shopping spending my incredibly hard earned savings on the essentials to help ensure that I keep my healthy and youthful ways of life, I noticed a passionate young mother and her adorable little son.
"YOSH!" I said unto him- graciously giving him my nice guy pose, "YOU, FINE YOUNG MAN! GROW STRONG AND WORK HARD!"
"Mommy. Why is that creepy old guy talking to me?"
Could it be? That the brilliant light of my youth is slowly fading? Has Father Time pushed me away from my prime?
I SHALL NOT FALL IN DEFEAT TO THESE CONSTRAINTS!
I am as brilliant and youthful as ever! I CAN BE HIP AS THE NEXT YOUNG PERSON!
Just watch! I am going to do something so sensational, people we gawk in awe!
I'M NOT OLD!!!!
JUST YOU WAIT!
Sorry I haven't been on. My computer was attacked by a particularly nasty self-reproducing name changing spyware that took my forever to figure out how to delete. Sadly, on my course of ridding my computer of this nasty spawn of satan henius fiend of a code, I did something to my internet and I have been going around begging people to let me use their computer for awhile. Hopefully I'll be a little more active once I call comcast.
That and I'm lazy and poor Gai doesn't have too much of a plot except giving people headaches.
Sasuke, you promised me that I could make you out the be a pimp daddy of some sort. XD
Oh, I was wondering if you wanted me to stop the whole Ino and Tenten thing since you made the post before?