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[Jun. 14th, 2005|07:21 pm]
Maito Gai
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KAKASHI, I SO UNBELIEVABLY OWNED YOU ON THE DANCE FLOOR IT MAKES SMALL GENINS CRY!!!!

So, in other exciting and relevant news, the entire Jounin Dinner was a complete and utter success, I enthusiastically congratulate all the people human resources team for a PHENOMENAL time. Your sheer and back breaking work paid off! YOSH!!!

Kurenai-san, you dance with a thousands times the grace of eloquent swans! You danced with me A LOT better than Kakashi. And I must apologize with all my soul, I DID NOT MEAN TO RUIN YOUR BEAUTIFUL SHOES by stepping on your toes so much!!! I WILL DO A THOUSAND PUSH-UPS WITH MY LEGS TIED TO BOULDERS! T.T

I don't remember too much near the end though, as is the delightful Anko and I were in a heated drinking match battle and my memory got a little fuzzy after awhile. I do believe it's her "Take a shot everytime the two males on your team bicker" that was particularly bad for me, but the fact that Ibiki had threatened the life of every biological lifeform that existed within earshot was my trump card. I don't really remember who won...

By the way Shizune-san. I've never seen you so red. Or... loose. You should get drunk more often. Or was it Genma's presence

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PRIVATE: I have been slacking on my self-appointed match maker status, I am so full of shame. But now that the dinner has passed, I can concentrate on Tenten and her love problems.

Even my BRILLIANT mind can't come up with a better plan, with the exception of throwing them in a mpenetrable closet for a few hours but I fear that now that Ino's father is out and about, my life would be in grave danger..

But I MUST have this break into the clear! If not for poor Ino's well being, then poor Neji-kuns.

Though lately, I feel this animosity radiating for Ino. She keeps calling me a thief. ?!?

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Lately I've been looking into the most EXCITING and RIVETING sport of turtle racing. YOSH! I'm thinking about enlisting my youthful, and strangely handsome, turtle- Herbert. TURTLES ARE NOT SLOW! I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU ALL! T.T
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[User Picture]From: medic_shizune
2005-06-15 12:29 am (UTC)
Gai-san, I am NEVER, EVER DRINKING AGAIN. UNDERSTAND!?

*sigh*
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[User Picture]From: shiranui_genma
2005-06-15 03:15 pm (UTC)
No, please, don't. I don't want to have this krick in my neck again from falling asleep in that chair last night.
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[User Picture]From: gaisensei
2005-06-16 01:08 pm (UTC)
But it seemed you were having the greatest time you ever had Shizune-san! I'm sure one day you will get smashed have fun once again!
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From: yamanaka_ino
2005-06-15 12:58 am (UTC)
The turtle is really cute. ^-^ I just feel a little sorry for him... considering he got fake eyebrows stuck on him... poor thing.
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[User Picture]From: gaisensei
2005-06-16 01:10 pm (UTC)
ISN'T HE THE EMBODIMENT OF ADORABLENESS!!! <3<3<3 No such thing happened to him. He's natural I tell you. Just unique
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[User Picture]From: chiboshi_kei
2005-06-15 04:29 am (UTC)
I was always wondering what Ibiki-san was like when he was drunk, but now I am regretting my new found knowledge.

I perfer Ibiki-san nice and sober same goes for Shizune-san, even though she is a more agreeable drunk.
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[User Picture]From: gaisensei
2005-06-16 01:11 pm (UTC)
I have to say Ibiki drunk is strikingly similar to Ibiki sober, only with less tying people up and throwing glasses around but not by much.
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[User Picture]From: kurenai_sensei
2005-06-15 10:58 pm (UTC)
*with a headache* So that's why my feet hurt.

Most of last night has become a blur to me though...

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Gai Only
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*sighs* It would probably be easy if you just had a way to make sure Ino was unable to lie about her true feelings. *not entirely serious* Too bad you don't have any more of the energy drinks you gave to Tenten. If Ino drank one, than supposedly her honest feelings would come out, correct? If she were near Tenten with one of those in her system, you'd probably get your proof.

Oh well.
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[User Picture]From: gaisensei
2005-06-16 01:17 pm (UTC)
IT WAS WONDERFUL especially since I WON NO MATTER WHAT KAKASHI SAYS! Your spectacular dances surprised me greatly Kurenai-san! I never knew you had such youthful dance moves!

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Kurenai-san only
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KURENAI-SAN! TRULY YOU ARE A GENIUS ABOVE ALL ELSE! WE'LL POISON THEM AND FORCE THE CONFESSION OUT OF THEM!

YOSH!

I truly admire your strategical skills!
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[User Picture]From: kurenai_sensei
2005-06-17 03:37 am (UTC)
Well...I don't think I knew either. I can't recall ever... 'letting go' like that before.

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Gai Only
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... wait... that's not... a bad idea... I mean... well...

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Hmm.
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[User Picture]From: shino_aburame
2005-06-16 04:41 am (UTC)
[ Man oh man, I read that as "Makes my little Genius cry!!!" and somehow my brain translated it as "penis". >________> The thought of Gai's crotch scares me. I'm so glad there's no Gai doujins. XDXD; ]
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[User Picture]From: gaisensei
2005-06-16 01:13 pm (UTC)

OOC

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Nothing short of dead sexy. XD. There should be Gai doujins in the world.
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[User Picture]From: kaguyakimimaro
2005-06-19 04:41 am (UTC)

Re: OOC

I think there are some around. XD THERE JUST NEEDS TO BE MORE OF THEM!!! XD

omggaicrotch! *joygasm* XD
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