||[Jun. 14th, 2005|07:21 pm]
KAKASHI, I SO UNBELIEVABLY OWNED YOU ON THE DANCE FLOOR IT MAKES SMALL GENINS CRY!!!!
So, in other exciting and relevant news, the entire Jounin Dinner was a complete and utter success, I enthusiastically congratulate all the people human resources team for a PHENOMENAL time. Your sheer and back breaking work paid off! YOSH!!!
Kurenai-san, you dance with a thousands times the grace of eloquent swans!
You danced with me A LOT better than Kakashi. And I must apologize with all my soul, I DID NOT MEAN TO RUIN YOUR BEAUTIFUL SHOES by stepping on your toes so much!!! I WILL DO A THOUSAND PUSH-UPS WITH MY LEGS TIED TO BOULDERS! T.T
I don't remember too much near the end though, as is the delightful Anko and I were in a heated
drinking match battle and my memory got a little fuzzy after awhile. I do believe it's her "Take a shot everytime the two males on your team bicker" that was particularly bad for me, but the fact that Ibiki had threatened the life of every biological lifeform that existed within earshot was my trump card. I don't really remember who won...
By the way Shizune-san. I've never seen you so red. Or... loose.
You should get drunk more often. Or was it Genma's presence
PRIVATE: I have been slacking on my self-appointed match maker status, I am so full of shame. But now that the dinner has passed, I can concentrate on Tenten and her love problems.
Even my BRILLIANT mind can't come up with a better plan, with the exception of throwing them in a mpenetrable closet for a few hours
but I fear that now that Ino's father is out and about, my life would be in grave danger..
But I MUST have this break into the clear! If not for poor Ino's well being, then poor Neji-kuns.
Though lately, I feel this animosity radiating for Ino. She keeps calling me a thief. ?!?
Lately I've been looking into the most EXCITING and RIVETING sport of turtle racing. YOSH! I'm thinking about enlisting my youthful, and strangely handsome, turtle- Herbert.
TURTLES ARE NOT SLOW! I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU ALL! T.T